Local Vernacular

imaginarygarden  The Tuesday Platform Imagined By Marian
…write a poem containing some kind of local vernacular, slang, or pronunciation

 

I Was Fixin’ To

Jim, the hinge is broken.
Can you fix it, please?
Yes, dear, I was just fixin’ to,
please don’t nag… geez.

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Drives Me Buggy

The shopping cart
dinged the car door.
It is my biggest peeve.
Why won’t people park
their buggies ?
Too lazy, I believe.

 

 

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7 thoughts on “Local Vernacular

  1. Oh the abandoned buggies in the parking lot! The bane of my existence (almost, anyway). My kids think I’m crazy because I bitch about that every single time. The nerve!

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